What men want!!!

As a woman I definitely understand men’s dilemma about not knowing what we want, cause we honestly don’t know what we want so men might as well stop trying to know what women want. BUT, for a single woman, i have been trying to find out what men really want out of a relationship, their partner, work, life… I hope this post will be interactive so both genders will benefit.

To all the men out there, especially on wordpress, and especially my bloggers friends, please do tell us, poor single women what you want. Use the list below for reference if you want:

  • Should i wear make-up?
  • Should i be skinny?
  • Should i open my mouth and try to have a conversation?
  • is it ok to talk politics? religion? finance?
  • Should i be the strong woman that I am or play drama queen?
  • Should i offer to pay half the bill?
  • Should i wear high heels? I am tall already.
  • Should i be skinny or average is okay?
  • Should i wear all my clothes even to a casual outing?
  • Should i offer to meet you there or make you pick me up?
  • Should i play financially dependent on a male figure in my family? Even if I am not.
  • Should i pay half of my trip if we travel together even if you can afford it?
  • Should i keep my mouth shut even when you are wrong?
  • Should i nag?
  • Should i make the conversation sound like I am learning from you even if my knowledge i that area can teach a school?
  • Would my expensive car intimidate you? 
  • Should i be super woman? or Cinderella?
  • IS it okay if I like Rock music?
  • Eminem?
  • Is it okay if i am a single mom of two? I just want a date and some casual sex. Not a new husband (no thank you)

Men say men are easy to handle, simple beings, what we see is what we get, bla bla bla. That doesn’t seem to work anymore. Your help is highly appreciated cause it might help me get a date (laid) before i turn old and ugly. Dear ladies, your opinion is appreciated as well (#lebanonobserver). I am 38 and i can’t seem to figure this thing out. If i act strong they flee, if i act weak i’m a drama queen, if i eat a salad i’m boring, if i eat a burger i’m an insatiable cow, if i keep quiet i am opinionless, if i say my mind i am opinionated… So Botox is bad, yet wrinkles are a “forever alone” neon sign, Boob job is plastic yet natural boobs are disgusting and a sight to avoid………………………………………. 

New Year resolutions: eat less, drink less, travel more, have a boyfriend, laugh more and put some goddamn money aside… Should i even try to understand men in 2014? is it possible? achievable? I am willing if you think I should. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, ALL THE WAY FROM LEBANON, A TINY COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

 

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15 thoughts on “What men want!!!”

  1. You cracked me up. I can’t stop smiling. I don’t want to claim I know the answers to this, but I kind of do :)))))

    And the little secret I know is so precious that I only whisper it to a select few who may be worthy and never EVER in the presence of men 🙂 I do not want them to know that we know.

    And the secret is a compilation of everything I learned first-hand, everything my daddy told me but I never listened, and everything that is working perfectly for me right now. So let’s have coffee and a chat sometime 😀

    And I LOVE this post!

    1. My daddy only said to stay away from them, they are not stable beings. :)))). So coffee soon and u whisper what you know? You promise? :))) remember I need that date before my boobs hit the ground… I was wondering where you are!

      1. I promise! 🙂
        We’ll probably exchange number in private on Twitter or something and meet up, and I will let you in on the secret.
        So yeah I’ve been away for crazy reasons these last few days. Getting back into work mode after the holidays, then a two day training, then dealing with a stolen phone…. I want to blog but my brain refuses to work! Yalla soon 🙂

    1. G. Morning Mr.H. Well my morning reads are basically MTV News, LBC, Tayyar.org, you know to see what warrior suit to wear in order to safely get to Beirut if i wanna keep my job :). I am flattered 🙂

  2. i don’t know how i ended up here reading this, but its a very funny post, and at the same time true!! i guess that the fact that you are asking all those questions puts you on the right track..
    anyways i see this post is about 9 months old so i hope you found some answers 😀

      1. I think the problem is that you’re mostly asking yes or no questions, or that you’re demanding very clear and categoric answers, while the truth is that all the answers change with the guy, his tastes, the situation, the mood, blablabla…

        for example: don’t wear all the make up in the world to a movie or a simple dinner, but do wear it for a fancy night out.. same goes for high heels, clothes etc.. and if your guy is interested in politics as much as a guy could be interested in barbies, then don’t talk politics.. simple..

        concerning the being strong financially independent part, i think that most guys would run away from a woman who uses these traits in a way that shows that she doesn’t need the man and that he’s just a plus..

        as for the bill and paying your part, i guess you should offer to pay, especially during the first couple of dates.. chances are 99% of the times we won’t let you even reach for your purse…

        finally, thats my opinion.. a different guy could tell you the complete opposite…

      2. Hahaha it depends…
        I personally have no problem at all..
        Quick question though: how young can I be before my age becomes a problem?? :p 🙂

      3. Who said that I’m a two digits?!?!?!

        No I’m joking.. But I’m afraid my first digit is just a 2… 😦 the second one is much higher though!! 😀

      4. Well my 2… anonymous smart friend It was nice having ur opinion on the subject. I hope you stick to your beliefs and won’t be lost in the infinite dilemma of trying to understand what women want. Now that would be an infinte debate 🙂 🙂 :).

  3. The pleasure is mine.. It was nice stumbling upon your nice blog.. Keep the interesting posts coming please..
    I’ll see you in future comments.. 😀

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